Today is a very special day. It is my mommy's birthday. My mom is a wonderful person, as anyone who knows her is aware. She's sweet and caring, and though she might drive me insane every once in awhile, she's still the best mom ever! I would love to tell you all about how great she is and why I love her so so so much. But frankly, I'm just too tired. So I'll just tell you that she is wonderful and you'll have to take my word for it. I love you Mom! Happy Birthday!

I won't mention how old she is. But old definitely describes it.